Connor McJesus

When I get bored I continuously pop my retainer off and on my teeth.

10/16/2019 ”Yellow jackets are just bees with roid rage.”

While sitting here at work with little to do today I came to the realization that I can tend to have some pretty random thoughts during the day when I’m bored. So I figured since I find them pretty funny I’d figure I’d share one each day with all of you. 10/15/2019 Random Thought: “Raccoons are just trash pandas.”

Welcome!

I’m a pretty big Tim Hortons guy, but occasionally I’ll go for Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. Nothing fancy for either of them just the original blends.

Welcome back!

It’s a nice area up there I’m not close to there but it’s a small state. If you’re still here make sure your buddy takes you to the shop on base where everything is tax free.

Aye you were in my neck of the woods. I’m assuming the navy sub base here?

The earfquake music video was honestly really funny, but it’s totally Tyler.

https://gamebanana.com/maps/176928 Halloween Re-skin of Carceris

General Rules A1) Respect all players, harrasment will NOT tollerated A2) RDM is not allowed A3) Minge is not allowed A4) Propclimb is not allowed A5) Propblock is not allowed A6) Do not try and find a loophole in the rules A7) RP in spawn is not allowed unless you're running through it in an RP situation A8) DO NOT be racist or offensive to other players/staff, racism is a giant no-no. A9) Vulgarity in the OOC will not be tollerated, A10) Do not bind multiple different adverts to one message, you will be asked to change it. (Ex: raid/mug/heist/bank raid/kidnap)(False/Over is fine)A11) Do not incite other players to break the rules A12) Do not use staff chat for general questions, ask people in OOC or the forums A13) Do not call staff constantly. Spamming admin chat will have you kicked/banned Default Laws Default laws are laws that apply at ALL times, Do not attack or assault anyone except in self-defence. All guns are illegal unless you own a gun license. Do not steal or break into people's homes. Money printers/bitminers and drugs are illegal. Drugs are illegal. (cigarette and alcohol are not illegal). Being past the 2nd door in PD is AOS. Blacklisted laws Laws that are prohibited Any law regarding ‘Jaywalking’. Any KOS laws are not allowed. Any law relating to one group of people. Any law that breaks a server rule. Any law that is aimed at disrespecting a group or an individual. Any law that hinders roleplay heavily. Remember, staff have final say. If a staff member asks you to remove a law, remove it. If you feel the said staff member is wrong, you may file a report on the forums. Terminology/Guidelines Bold text are prohibited actions. RDM - Random Death Match, when someone kills you with no valid RP reason. You are an officer and see a thief with an illegal gun, you shoot him on sight without any attempt to arrest, this is a case of RDM. RDA - Random Arrest, when someone arrests you with no valid RP reason. Before arresting someone, they must be breaking the Default RP laws seen below CDA - Car Death Match, when someone kills you with a car with no valid RP reason. Driving down a street, you run over someone, this is a case of CDA A player is shooting at you while in your car and you run him over, this is NOT a case of CDA LTAP - Leave to avoid punishment, leaving to avoid a punishment given by staff. Does this need explaining? FDA - Fading door abuse, Abusing the use of your fading door bind to open and close a fading door during a raid, or in an RP situation Propblock - Blocking an areas without a way to get in using a lock-pick/keypad-cracker Propclimb - Using props to get on places you cannot normally get to KOS = Kill On Sight AOS = Arrest On Sight Roleplay Rules NLR = New Life Rule B1) Max mug is $5,000 and you must wait 5 minutes between mugs. B2) Raiding cooldown is 15 minutes, but you cannot raid the same person again within 25 minutes B3) Raiding time is 10 minutes, you may only raid a base for 10 minutes at a time, then your 15 minute cooldown will start. B4) Carjack cooldown is 10 minutes, you may only steal a car every 10 minutes B5) You must advertise the RP actions below Mug($x,xxx) Raid/Raid over Carjack Warn You must advert warn 3 times, with 5 seconds in-between each warn for a player to stop following you or stop talking to you, you do not need to warn for them to leave your base, though it is encouraged. Hit accepted Hit completed B6) NLR Timer is 3 minutes NLR Exceptions include dying by anything that are not an RP reason Examples of NLR This also includes any form of revenge killing, warranting, arresting, wanting and or demoting A team of Darkrp thieves raid your base and kill you, you CANNOT come back until 3 minutes later. A hitman spots you in your base through a pane of glass and kills you, you CANNOT come back until 3 minutes later. You fall to your death from falling a considerable height, you may return to the area. An officer is attempting to arrest you, and you attempt to shoot back but are futile and die, you CANNOT come back to the area until 3 minutes later. You are walking past PD and someone RDMs you, you may return to the area. B7) Can’t randomly weapon check. Player must have a reason as of saw a weapon out or involved in a crime. B8) Dealers may only self supply to defend their shop. B9) Government jobs may not base or be involved in criminal activities B10) You must have a proper reason to place a warrant on someone or someone's base. B11) You cannot carjack a government vehicle Basing Rules C1) Fading door limit is *3 doors Per base, not per player, *Printer/bitcoin vaults can have 1 fading door (Example: 3 fading doors entering the base, 1 fading door to protect the printers) C2) Keypads/buttons must be in plainsight, and next to the linked door. Keypads must have a hold length of 10 seconds Keypads cannot have a delay No fake keypads/buttons C3) You can only build in your/your parties base C4) You cannot have a sky-base C5) You cannot have a crouch-base Any form of exploitable base that player A can shoot player B(foot/chest) and player B cannot shoot back player A is considered exploiting C6) A building sign prevents you from being raided Building signs must be clearly visible You cannot have money printers/bitcoin miners while C7) You cannot build during a raid. C8) Tresspassing is KOS, this includes bases with building signs. If your base is public, a warning must be given in chat/voicechat C9) You cannot make your printers/bitcoin miners inaccessable, they must be raid-able. C10) One way props are allowed. Limited to 1 per base C11) You cannot have a confusing and/or unnavigable base. Examples: super-dark base, invisible base, maze-base. C12) You/your party may only have 1 base, C13) Do not abuse fading doors(FDA) C14) Public bases may not have fading doors, money printers, or bitcoin miners. C15) Destroying your entities during a raid on your base to avoid them being stolen is FailRP.. Citizen Rules Cannot raid Cannot mug/steal Cannot kidnap Cannot carjack Citizen - You have no specific role in society, Can own guns Can base Can own entities Hobo - You are homeless Can only own pistols, Can only build on sidewalks Cannot own entities Civilian Rules Civilian General Rules Cannot own entities Cannot raid Cannot mug/steal Cannot kidnap Cannot carjack Bodyguard - Protect a player or group Can own guns Can only base with other Civilian roles Hotel manager Can only own a pistol and lower Can only base at the Tides Hotel Downtown bank manager Can only own a pistol and lower Can only base at the Downtown bank Bar owner Can only own a pistol and lower Can only make a public bar base Casino manager Can only own a pistol and lower Can only base at the Casino Medic Can own only a pistol and lower Can base with other civilians roles Cannot raid,mug/steal,kidnap or carjack Auto Mechanic Can own only a pistol Gun dealer Criminals Rules Hitman Can own guns Can base Cannot own entities Can only raid when your target is inside, but may not steal any entities. Cannot mug/steal Cannot kidnap Cannot carjack Fight Club Manager Cannot own guns Can base Cannot own entities Cannot raid Cannot mug/steal Cannot kidnap Cannot carjack Fighter Cannot own guns Can only base with Fight Club Manager Cannot own entities Cannot raid Cannot mug/steal Cannot kidnap Cannot carjack Thief Can own guns Can base Can own entities Can raid Can mug/steal Cannot kidnap Can carjack Drug Dealer Can only own pistols and lower Cannot base Cannot own entities Cannot raid Cannot mug/steal Cannot kidnap Cannot carjack Gangster Rules Mexican Drug Cartel Can own guns Can only base with other members of the Mexican drug cartel Can own entities Can raid Can mug/steal Can kidnap Can carjack Italian Mob Can own guns Can only base with other members of the Italian Mob Can own entities Can raid Can mug/steal Can kidnap Can carjack Police/Civil Protection Can own guns Can only base in PD Cannot own entities Cannot raid Cannot mug/steal Cannot kidnap Cannot carjack Rules Provided by @oi? Last Updated: 9/17/2019 @ 6:35 P.M. EST

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